1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,520 Given your track record on the Ofsted board, 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,120 this would be a chance to restore your reputation. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,800 Stella and I thought it would best if we shared an office. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,760 I've got big plans. LAUGHTER 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,880 Never change, do you, Donovan? Absolutely not. 6 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,520 My time at Ofsted gave me invaluable insight. 7 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,000 Now let's work together to bring Waterloo Road back. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,320 All the budget lines, everything under my remit. 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,840 Well done for taking the initiative. 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,360 You're going to come and stay with me. 11 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,440 Just until you get yourself back on your feet. 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,640 I'm sorry I don't know BSL. 13 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,480 Cute. 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,880 Don't be jel that I'm a good footballer, Shola. 15 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,000 Actually not. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,640 For once, I am getting bit of attention. 17 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,520 Just don't jump into anything too quickly, yeah? 18 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,000 Yeah, that's nice. Thanks, Coach. 19 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,360 We're looking for a friend. 20 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,600 She's called Portia. Apparently she comes here a lot. 21 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,720 Tonya? 22 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,000 Dad? 23 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,800 So you're the coach Portia and Shola have been talking about? 24 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,120 Tell her to ring me. 25 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,760 "Dear staff members, 26 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,560 "This morning, I've had notice that we are to receive 27 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,800 "an immediate visit from a team of Ofsted inspectors. 28 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,400 "I realise that this may seem alarming at first, 29 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,600 "but I have full confidence in the staff and pupils of the school, 30 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,000 "so there is no need for any panic. 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,520 "We will deal with this how we deal with everything else - 32 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,040 "as a strong and united team." 33 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,880 I'm coming, you coming 34 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,720 Uh, awful. 35 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,880 We'll get an outstanding for tonsil tennis, then, won't we? 36 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,040 Didn't get Stella's email? 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,120 Email? You are kidding me? Oh, my God. 38 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,240 When did you find out about Ofsted? 39 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,360 This morning. Can you collect the Alps figures for me, please? 40 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,440 Bore them into submission? Yes! 41 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,000 I'll organise the timetable. Er, it's too late for that. 42 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,720 Find Debs and make sure that everything is doubly clean. 43 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,000 Sorry. I went through two red lights to get here. 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,800 Might've done me a favour of getting knocked off. 45 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,800 AandE or Ofsted? Difficult choice. 46 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,120 Calm down, Joseph. 47 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,720 Sorry, I've got PTSD off the last inspection. 48 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,080 It was... It's not you they've got a problem with. 49 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,320 I was the one who left Ofsted under a cloud. 50 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,120 Look, this is going to be the last post of my career, and I'm damned 51 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,080 if I'm going to be remembered for failing to turn 52 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,520 this school around. 53 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,080 Yes. OK, OK. 54 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,360 Ow! Soz, mate. 55 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,360 Check you out, Lioness. 56 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,800 Hey, at that sportswear shoot, I met a makeup artist 57 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,200 who says she might have some work experience for you. 58 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,520 Nah. 59 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,360 Thanks, but that was the old me. 60 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,000 But you're so good at it! 61 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I owe my career to Portia Weaver. 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,400 You've got my lip gloss. I don't mind you using it, 63 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,000 but technically, that's theft, so come on. 64 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Well, I thought you could afford a new one 65 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,560 with your new posh job. 66 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,520 Right, I tell you what. Why don't I take you shopping 67 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,520 at the weekend, get you a few bits? 68 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,320 It's been ages since we spent any time together. 69 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,240 Sorry, I can't. I've got plans. 70 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,480 Can I just have the money? 71 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,240 Hiya. Oh, hey, Dad. 72 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,480 Ten years, nowhere to be seen, and suddenly you're everywhere. 73 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,440 Er, yeah. Sorry. 74 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,240 Got a meeting with Mr Donovan. 75 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,120 What? About what? About linking our football club up with the school. 76 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,400 Great. 77 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,640 owe anyone anything 78 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,000 What? 79 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,400 Hey! 80 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,000 That's cheating. 81 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,320 I said... 82 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,760 Two minutes of rotation 83 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,360 Ha-ha! 84 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,760 Here, one sec. Cat? 85 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,520 Have you seen this? He's messaged me back! 86 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,120 Morning. Oli Kemp from Ofsted. 87 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,520 Darius Donnovan, Deputy Head. 88 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,600 Do you want to park in one of those bays over there? 89 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,040 One minute! 90 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,600 These spaces are reserved for the staff. 91 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,240 There's a public car park 92 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,840 two roads past the roundabout. 93 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,560 It's, er... Oh, it's 31 minutes before I'm obliged 94 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,000 to let you into the school, 95 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,320 so that should work out perfectly. 96 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,480 Sure. 97 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,360 That's the game we're playing, is it? 98 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,680 Nicely played. 99 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,440 I'll go and rally the troops. 100 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,360 Wait, who are you messaging? 101 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,480 Signed up to an app and this guy got in touch. 102 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,040 We've not stopped talking. 103 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,000 Come on, then, let's see his photo. 104 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,600 Do you think I should meet him in person? 105 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,280 He's well fit, yes! 106 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,400 And he's into you as well, which can help. 107 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,880 Where does he live? 108 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,640 The app says three miles from me. 109 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,440 You should go for it, then. Yeah. 110 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,640 The face on that inspector. He was not impressed. 111 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,320 Yeah, well, it bought us time to get this place shipshape, didn't it? 112 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,400 Can they just clear all this stuff up off of here, please? 113 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,480 Darius, can you give me a hand with this, please? Yeah. 114 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,480 Not on the floor! 115 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,600 Oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. 116 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,640 I just mean, I thought you were going to roll out the red carpet, not poke the bear. Oh, no. 117 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,360 I was head of Ofsted. I know what it takes to pass an inspection. 118 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,440 There's not a rule I don't know how to bend. 119 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,440 OK. Crack open the playbook of dirty tricks. 120 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,720 I'm all in. No, I said bend a rule, not break them. 121 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:31,840 Hmm? OK. 122 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,720 Right, I need you to call a staff meeting. 123 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,600 We need everybody pulling together. 124 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,840 No slip-ups. Thank you. 125 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,320 Oh! Oh, no, Stella! 126 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:46,120 We only have a TA covering periods one and two art. 127 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,520 You don't teach period's one and two. You're qualified. 128 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,320 That's mad. No. I... No. 129 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,720 I can't draw a pair of curtains. 130 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,360 Er, we all have to muck in together, Joseph. 131 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,560 Look, get out of your comfort zone. 132 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,520 Oh, right. Yeah, you'll be asking me to cut an ear off next. 133 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,280 No, engaging the students will suffice. 134 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,000 Right, I'll just VAN GOGH and get on with it, will I? 135 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,760 Yeah, cos he... You know he sliced his ear off? 136 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,720 Yeah. Got no choice now, have ya? 137 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,360 Well, I mean, I can just take you there if you want? 138 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,320 No. Visitors have to stay here. 139 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,640 Can't have just anybody wandering around school now, can we? 140 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,080 Thanks, though. Yo, T, I've been looking at consoles, 141 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,000 and I've found the best deals. 142 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,760 Oh, yeah - hi to you, too, Ashton. 143 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,320 Oh, yeah, hey. 144 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,000 Them two seem very pally. 145 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,280 Yeah, Dad made us dinner the other night. 146 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,240 They actually get along very well. 147 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,360 Really? How cosy. 148 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,680 Oh, Nicky, staffroom, please. 149 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,960 It's Ofsted. 150 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,160 What? 151 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,320 You'll have a few more with you today. 152 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,000 Keep the less desirables away from the inspectors. 153 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,080 Is that ethical? 154 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,120 Geneva Convention does not apply to Ofsted inspections. 155 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,800 But that's not what the inclusion unit's for. 156 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,120 Well, today it is. 157 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,000 OK, team, the nervous energy suggests 158 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,800 you all already know that Ofsted are visiting the school today. 159 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,400 If this is the first we're hearing, 160 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,080 it must be an emergency inspection, right? 161 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,200 What does that mean? 162 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,360 Well, it's not going to be a pat on the back, is it? 163 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,800 No, it's not. But that's what you all deserve. 164 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,240 You should be very proud of how far this school has come this year, 165 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,320 even if they... Let's not let the past define us. 166 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,000 Best foot forward today. 167 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,880 We must be squeaky clean. 168 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,000 I want best behaviour in lessons. 169 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,520 I'm sorry. So, Ofsted, they're actually 170 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,840 coming into the classes, then? 171 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,360 Yeah, just don't let them intimidate you. 172 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,000 You know? The trick is, 173 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,760 imagine them all naked. 174 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,000 Really? 175 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,160 Bit pervy. 176 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,640 Look, I've got faith in all of you. 177 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,200 If we work together, we will be fine. 178 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,160 This is for you. 179 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,000 It took me an hour to do that one braid in her hair 180 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,280 cos she's such a fidget bum. 181 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,000 I don't know if I'd have the patience. 182 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,520 You've got to when it comes to kids. 183 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,680 They're always first. 184 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,000 Shame my mum didn't get the memo. 185 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,240 You are nothing like your mum. 186 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,400 She looks well happy. 187 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,000 She has her moments, but it's worth it. 188 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,760 Shame you're missing out on Ibiza. 189 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,840 Look, you were so busy getting Mia ready this morning, 190 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,480 you only ate half your breakfast. 191 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,400 My new hot sauce. 192 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,000 Yeah, well, this ain't going to be enough of a pick-me-up. 193 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,800 I'm going to go get a coffee before lessons. 194 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,920 Laters. 195 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,120 See you in a bit. 196 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,800 Poor Stace. You know she's putting on a brave face? 197 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,000 Brave face on for what? 198 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,240 A few weeks ago, she was planning a holiday, 199 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,000 and now she's competing for high score on Unicorn Kingdom - 200 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,280 with a four-year-old. 201 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,720 But she loves having Mia. 202 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,000 Yeah, we both do. 203 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,120 Yeah, of course, but... 204 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,360 ..doesn't mean she's not missing out on stuff. 205 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,440 Maybe you should talk to your parents again? 206 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,120 You know, now that they know the truth, 207 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,360 Leoni knows they know, 208 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,000 you know? 209 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,320 You should all know the uniform policy by now. 210 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,520 Dress smart, study smart. 211 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,040 Schuey, tie. Tie. 212 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,400 On, please. 213 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,240 No, I'm not going! I haven't done anything! 214 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,480 I haven't said that you have, and you need to calm down. 215 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,560 Leoni, you're not doing yourself any favours. 216 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,160 Hey, Leoni. I'm not going to inclusion. 217 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,440 I'm fine. I thought you were on my side. 218 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,720 I am! Look, she's only doing what I've asked her to. 219 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,000 We've got Ofsted in today. 220 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,200 We need to make a good impression. 221 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,040 Can you hand-on-heart promise me you won't kick off with anyone? 222 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,640 All right, come on. Let's go. 223 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,280 Come on. 224 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,440 Hi. Is it Stella? 225 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,000 Dame Stella Drake. 226 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,080 I trust you found somewhere to park? 227 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,560 Nice to meet you. And you. 228 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,600 Would you like to come through? 229 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,120 BELL RINGS 230 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,200 Have you ever taught art before, sir? 231 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,440 No. 232 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,440 Please bear in mind that... 233 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,680 Oops, sorry. Fine, thank you. 234 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:42,120 Please bear in mind, OK, that we may be observed by Ofsted today, 235 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,640 so... WHOOPING 236 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,800 No, no, that is not what it means. 237 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,200 All right? It means that we have to be on our best behaviour 238 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,000 for the inspector, taking pride in our... 239 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,080 What is he doing? ..lovely school. 240 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,400 Yes, Luca! 241 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,000 No. Oh, what are you...? 242 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,400 No, please, come on. 243 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,240 Right, OK. Right, I haven't got time for this, 244 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,000 so can we just settle down? 245 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,080 That's good, yeah. 246 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,400 Thank you. 247 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,000 Hey, Ton, what's going on with Portia? 248 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,240 What, the new look? 249 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,120 It's like she's gone football crazy. 250 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,880 She's just throwing herself into it. 251 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,760 Apparently my dad's really helped her find a purpose. 252 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,120 I reckon it's good for her. 253 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Was your dad looking for you before? 254 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,560 Oh, no, he's here to see Mr Donovan about some football coaching. 255 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,560 Coaching here? 256 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,560 At the school? Mm-hm. 257 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,560 Cool. 258 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,760 Ooh, nah. 259 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,000 Er, now, sir...! LAUGHTER 260 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,120 My hands. 261 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,000 What are you doing? That is hanging. 262 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,080 No! 263 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,520 Right, come on. We could have Ofsted in any minute. 264 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,000 Get that off before it goes... 265 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,240 Do not do that. 266 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,360 Do not put in anyone's... 267 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,440 Er, excuse me. Portia, please. 268 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,000 Come on, wash it off now, OK? 269 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,680 That's enough. 270 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,520 She seems the same to me. 271 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,000 Doing anything to get out of lessons. 272 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,440 Here you go. 273 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,520 These are the Alps figures that you requested. 274 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,000 Having worked as an inspector yourself, 275 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,680 you know that an emergency inspection is indicative 276 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,240 of concerns being raised. 277 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,640 Concerns about the school or concerns about me? 278 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,680 I'd hate to think that we were being singled out 279 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,000 cos of my history with Ofsted. 280 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,440 It's nothing personal. 281 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,080 In fact, I have huge respect for all you've achieved. 282 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,000 But we received information about drugs in the school. 283 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,160 Yeah, but that has been dealt with. 284 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,680 Senior leadership have been working closely with the police. 285 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,680 We also had parental complaints, 286 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,320 which necessitates us observing lessons. 287 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,440 Nothing's off limits today. 288 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,400 And we have nothing to hide. 289 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,000 Oh, hi, Tony. 290 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Portia, what are you doing here? 291 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,000 Did one of the lads get on your nerves? 292 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,720 Do I need to ring an ambulance? 293 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,480 Nah, leave 'em. 294 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,440 So, have I made it onto the team this week or what? 295 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,960 Well, I'm just figuring all that out now. 296 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,520 Shouldn't you be in class? 297 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,800 Proper boring. I can't concentrate. 298 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,760 Really? You've got great concentration in matches. 299 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,280 Yeah, that's cos it's fun. 300 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,640 Loads going on. 301 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,560 No time for your mind to wander? 302 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,840 Yeah. 303 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,640 Have you ever tried the rubber band trick? 304 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,000 Here. 305 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Whenever you find yourself drifting off, 306 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,600 just a little snap - 307 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,840 like that - 308 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,200 just reminds you to come back into the moment. 309 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,760 Worth a try. 310 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,200 You'd better get rid of the victim's DNA. 311 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,520 Go on. 312 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,800 Thank you. 313 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,560 Ah, Tony. 314 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,800 Yeah. Thanks for coming in. 315 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,560 Tony's a qualified coach from a local club. 316 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,240 Just one of the ways we are building links with the community 317 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,520 and utilising external expertise. 318 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,360 Pleased to meet. Nice to meet you. 319 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,880 Do you want to come through? 320 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:39,000 Is there a way to check if someone's profile pic's not real? 321 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,200 Er, yeah. 322 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,680 It's a reverse image search. 323 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,200 Should be able to show if the photo has been used anywhere else. 324 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,480 Oh. 325 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,680 Oh... 326 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,000 He might not be as local as you thought, though. 327 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,440 Troy Webster? 328 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,440 A Deaf influencer from New York. 329 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,000 Sorry, Freds. That sucks. 330 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,360 So, the guy I'm messaging, the photo's not him? 331 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,800 Is this a scam or, like, some pervy grandad? 332 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,280 I mean, I suppose it could be a real guy, 333 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,200 and he just doesn't want to use his own photo. 334 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,000 Well, Lenin had a Utopian vision of a new society - 335 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,760 one where land could be redistributed to peasants 336 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,800 and workers were entitled to unemployment pay and pensions. 337 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,800 Sir, I thought I read somewhere that he wanted to ban history. 338 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,120 Well, you read wrong. 339 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,240 History is the bedrock of education. 340 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,000 The bedrock of fake news. 341 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,520 Yes, thank you for that, Lois. Now.. 342 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,320 I mean, the clue's in the title, sir. 343 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,720 History. We never hear about HERSTORY. 344 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,480 And history isn't even facts. 345 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,720 It's opinions. Men's opinions. 346 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,880 Here we go. 347 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,000 Herodotus, Geoffrey of Monmouth, Lord Acton, Hobsbawm. 348 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,840 Name me one female historian. 349 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,640 Er... 350 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,680 Er, Mary Beard. 351 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,160 Bloke's name! 352 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,880 Pre-20th century. 353 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,480 Er... 354 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,000 I thought you knew everything. LAUGHTER 355 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,200 Just, er... 356 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,320 Come on, sir. Can't handle the pressure? 357 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,160 Yeah, er... Are you all right, sir? 358 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,440 Neil? 359 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,880 Are you having a stroke? 360 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,800 LAUGHTER 361 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,480 Dad? 362 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,680 Neil... 363 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:40,000 Er, I've been informed that it is my right 364 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,560 to request a break in this inspection. 365 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,160 Right. 366 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,680 Thank you. 367 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,520 Bye! 368 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,560 Right, you get to see me lead a lesson now. 369 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,640 Ah! All right, then. Take a seat. 370 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,480 And where did he even get this photo? 371 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,360 What are you doing that for? 372 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,000 Just a thing you do for concentration. 373 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,520 Tony showed it me. 374 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,200 Tony? As in Coach Tony? 375 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,400 Yeah. 376 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,560 He's in the office. 377 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,400 Saw him on the way down to the toilets. 378 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,600 The office isn't on the way to the toilets. 379 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,200 I took a little detour. 380 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,160 It's good. 381 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,680 I like it. 382 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,560 Well, football gives kids hope. 383 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,160 Teaching them teamwork and responsibility. 384 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,960 And that's why everyone gets an equal chance. 385 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,160 Same amount of time on the pitch. 386 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,400 And you got the session plans I put together? 387 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,280 I did, yes. They are exactly what we discussed. 388 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,920 Great. 389 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,360 Well, let me know when you want me to start. 390 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,000 Today? Ofsted are in, so the more positive things they see, 391 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,560 the better. 392 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,480 Sounds good. 393 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,400 Er, Mr Charles will have to observe your sessions, obviously. 394 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,000 Perfect, yeah. Great. 395 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Well, it's novelty value, isn't it? 396 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,440 Well, you get taken for granted, 397 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,760 then he waltzes in with his nauseating positivity. 398 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,760 Look, there is a time and place for that. 399 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,760 But it's just the way that he talks about his club. 400 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,800 It's like he actually manages City or something. 401 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,760 Tonya's over the moon that he's back, by the way. 402 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Yeah, of course, and I'm happy for her. 403 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,880 You know, as long as he treats her right. 404 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,000 Exactly. 405 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,600 She's been there loads lately. 406 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,000 Yeah, Ashton, too. 407 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Keeps raving on about this shed. 408 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,120 Shed? 409 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,760 Hey up. Hey. 410 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,840 You ready for this grand tour, then? 411 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,000 I certainly am. Thank you. 412 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,160 I mean, it's going to be a step down from what you're used to 413 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,520 at the Etihad. 414 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,640 Don't worry. I'm not put off by a soggy pitch 415 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,880 and some bad footballs. 416 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,120 Come on, then. 417 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,000 Rainforests are overrated. 418 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,120 My head turns to mush when I've not had enough kip. 419 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,560 Mm. Are you're finding it hard with Mia? 420 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,000 No, I love it. 421 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,800 I'm glad that you encouraged me to take her. 422 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,560 Proper little character. 423 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,560 Couldn't imagine life without her. Yeah, I know. 424 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,600 But it doesn't mean it's not tough, though, does it? 425 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,520 I mean, it's not the exact fairy tale 426 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,680 that I dreamed of. 427 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,720 But all I've ever wanted is a family. 428 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,160 I do miss spending time with Noel, though. 429 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,720 Not like that. 430 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,000 Noel reckons Mia's got me wrapped around a little finger. 431 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,600 His nan's got him wrapped around both her little fingers. 432 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,000 You know what, it was the same when Jas was little. 433 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,120 No quality time for Dad. 434 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,360 And I do mean like that. 435 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,480 So, how did yous get through it? 436 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,320 We didn't. He, um... 437 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,840 He left me for his dental hygienist. 438 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,720 But, you know, that's not going to happen with you and Noel. 439 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,040 No, no, no, no. Noel's got twice the heart than my ex did. 440 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:17,120 Mum, I said don't show me up when I am at school, man. 441 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,480 I'm not showing you up. 442 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,640 I'm just here. 443 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,000 That's what I mean. 444 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,720 Oh, thanks. 445 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:29,520 So, Donte was saying that Tony's got some kind of shed or something? 446 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,840 The cave? 447 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,560 Oh, Mum! The cave! 448 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,880 It's got electric. 449 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,640 It's got Wi-Fi. 450 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,560 Dad said me and Ashton can go and use it whenever we want - 451 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,520 and he's getting us a sofa bed so we can stay over. 452 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 So, babe... Yeah. 453 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,760 OK, if the door is there... Yeah. 454 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,400 ..and the sofa we turn there, 455 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,240 I'm thinking maybe a little table... 456 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,000 ..for the telly. 457 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,240 Yeah, but it looks a bit cramped. 458 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,880 I'll practise shooting first, and then we can swap over, if you want? 459 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,320 Do we always have to play football? 460 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,280 This is meant to be our chillout time. 461 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,800 Right, I'll be back in one minute, all right? Yeah. 462 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,600 Yeah! How's it going, Izz? 463 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,800 Portia? Oh! I'm taking a training session this afternoon. 464 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,600 You'll be there, right? Yeah, defo. 465 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,680 That's brilliant. 466 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,000 And about this weekend? 467 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Am I playing? 468 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 I'm going to start you on central midfield. 469 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,760 Serious?! You're going to be the playmaker. 470 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,680 Everything is going to go through you. 471 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,560 I'm buzzing! I won't let you down. 472 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,360 You've worked really hard lately, made good progress. 473 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,520 Proud of ya. 474 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,520 Ready? Yeah. 475 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,000 What's this all about? 476 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,240 Guess who's going to be starting midfield this weekend? 477 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,360 Probably cos Rochelle's on holiday so we need someone to fill in. 478 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,000 Huh, jealous much? 479 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 If you spent more time on the pitch than you did on the catwalk, 480 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,720 Tony might actually notice ya. 481 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,240 Oi! 482 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,000 Are you actually mad? 483 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,240 What? 484 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,120 Saying that Ashton and Tonya can stay over. 485 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,600 in "the cave", 486 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,160 sharing a bed? 487 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,800 Hey, hang on. I never said that. 488 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,360 Oh, well, Tonya can't wait. 489 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,760 I said they could hang out there. Tonya could stay over. 490 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,200 I didn't say Ashton could spend the night. 491 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,000 Well, even if they don't sleep there, right, 492 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,480 two hot-blooded, hormonal teenagers 493 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,240 hidden away in some little shed - that is a recipe for disaster! 494 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,120 Well, I don't want that any more than you do. Right. 495 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,720 Well, you better fix this. 496 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,040 I mean it. 497 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,200 What are you doing? 498 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,720 Show me your phone. 499 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,320 Is it you on the app? 500 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,000 Look at me. Is it you pretending to be someone you're not? 501 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,720 Playing games with me? Laughing at me? 502 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,040 I opened up to ya. 503 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,160 Some friend you are. 504 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Hey? 505 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,200 Do you fancy a bottle of fizz and take-out later? 506 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,680 Celebrate you leading us to victory over Ofsted. 507 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,120 Oh, it won't be my victory. 508 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:44,000 I am playing second fiddle to Stella. 509 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,680 Oh, well, if it's first fiddle that you're into. 510 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,160 NISHA GIGGLES 511 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,000 Not now. 512 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,600 Don't let Queen Drake take all your glory. 513 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,600 You behave yourself. You're the real King of the Jungle. 514 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,360 Not... NISHA GROWLS 515 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,640 Not now. Behave yourself. 516 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,000 NISHA GROWLS Go on, do the tiger. No. 517 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,640 Do the tiger. 518 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,240 Rah. No, the big one. 519 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,000 DARIUS SNARLS 520 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,840 LAUGHTER Oh, my God! 521 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,160 Oh, no. I am going. Oh, my God. 522 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,720 MOCK GROWLING 523 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,280 Y-You shouldn't be in here. 524 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,840 Neither should you. 525 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,280 Oh, don't worry, sir. 526 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,320 Your secret's not safe with us. 527 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,760 Hah! Very good. Get to inclusion. 528 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,000 Inclusion?! That is so unfair. 529 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 I'm meant to be meeting the Ofsted inspectors. 530 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,320 Well, you've blown that now, haven't you? Go. 531 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,520 Ahem. MOCK GROWLING 532 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,000 Go. Inclusion, now. 533 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,840 Oh, Forest. 534 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,200 Er, I would like you to join the question-answer session 535 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,320 with the inspectors. 536 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,600 Er, I thought Harleen was doing it? 537 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,120 Well, she's not feeling well. 538 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,040 She looked all right to me. 539 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,360 Er... 540 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,320 You big the school up, though, yeah? 541 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,520 Tell 'em you're the best teacher I've ever had. 542 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,720 Course you will. 543 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,560 Quickly. 544 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,520 BELL RINGS 545 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,000 So, sir, how come Macbeth is the only one that can see 546 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,240 the ghost of Banquo? 547 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,240 Yeah, but is the ghost actually there, though? 548 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,240 Or is it just because Macbeth feels bad? 549 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,960 Yes, that is a very good point. 550 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,800 Perhaps, you know, it's because of Macbeth's guilt, 551 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,200 manifesting as this spectre, 552 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,720 just lurking, reminding him of all of his crimes. 553 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,520 Well, you must've done something well bad, sir. 554 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,520 Cos look who's behind you! LAUGHTER 555 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,000 Thank you, Shola. 556 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,320 OK, so I want you all to find and write about 557 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,640 an example of Macbeth's guilt. 558 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,280 Off you go. 559 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,160 Why is that your screensaver? 560 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,360 It was my first time coming on as a sub. 561 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,000 It's cos it's you and Tony together, isn't it? 562 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Oh, what are you on about? 563 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,880 You've got a crush on him. 564 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,200 Are you mad? Trying to find ways to spend time with him, 565 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,000 like sneaking out of lessons - or the other night. 566 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,520 I only asked him for a lift cos it was Lucy's birthday. 567 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,720 I didn't want to be late. 568 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,880 I'm just looking out for you, 569 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,480 because I know the trouble it causes when you get obsessed 570 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,000 with an older guy. 571 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 I was dead embarrassed when people found out I liked Mike. 572 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Are you tapped or summat? 573 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,800 Just cos you had a weird thing for Mike? 574 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,000 Stay away from him, Portia. I mean it. 575 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,840 I don't fancy him, all right? 576 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,560 Poor guy, better get running. 577 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,920 Do you want to shut up? 578 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,840 Portia, sit down. 579 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,360 Or do I need to shut you up? 580 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,440 OK, I think, as we have agreed, 581 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,000 when we can't control our anger, 582 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,240 we need to go to the inclusion unit until you're ready 583 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,440 to rejoin classes. 584 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,760 Thank you. 585 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,560 Er, Miss? Well, if you cause that much trouble 586 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,880 when you're sitting together, then that's what you get, isn't it? 587 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,480 Eh? Move. 588 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,360 Oi! Can you calm down? 589 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,280 What's the matter, Portia? 590 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,000 Will I still be able to play football after lunch, 591 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,240 getting sent here? 592 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,520 Let's just focus on getting to lunchtime first, shall we? 593 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,800 Take a seat. 594 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,200 Eurgh, Miss, I'm not sitting next to Chlamydia Girl. 595 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,400 Oh, you're lucky I don't smash your head in! 596 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,320 Right. Sorry. 597 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,000 Back soon. Keep an eye on 'em for me. 598 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,000 Portia! 599 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,840 Portia, wait! 600 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,000 Come back inside, and let's talk about this. 601 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,200 What for? I hate this place. 602 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,320 Aw, come on. It's not that bad. 603 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,400 Oh, you so don't everything it, do ya? 604 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,000 Portia? What's up? 605 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,800 This school. It sucks. 606 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,480 OK. I hear ya. 607 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:59,160 Every time I try and do anything, someone ruins it, even Shola. 608 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,680 I thought she was my mate. 609 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,160 She proper turned on me. 610 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,640 So, you're angry? Fine. 611 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,400 What do we say about anger in training? 612 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,320 It can... 613 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,160 It can be... 614 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,240 ..en... Ene... ..energising. 615 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,960 Yeah, but you've got to keep it under control, remember? 616 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,480 Don't let 'em get in your head. 617 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,440 Same as on the pitch. 618 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,000 Control, concentration, confidence. 619 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,680 I just don't know if they'll let me play in the session after lunch. 620 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,320 Well, Mrs Walters has got your back. 621 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,000 Maybe she can have a word? 622 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,920 Hey. 623 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,800 Can I just remind you 624 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,040 that you're here to teach football - not do my job? 625 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,000 Hey. 626 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,760 Hey. How's it going with Tony? 627 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,880 Er, yeah. Yeah, good. I mean, he was laughing 628 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,320 at the state of our equipment, but you got to give it to him, though. 629 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,560 Definitely knows his football. 630 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,840 Yeah, that's the idea. 631 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,560 He's got experience coaching girls at club level, 632 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,280 so hopefully he can get more to take it up at school. 633 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,520 Yeah. 634 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,480 Might be something Izzy could get involved with. 635 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,880 Yeah, maybe. Maybe. 636 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,600 You know, she could do with an outlet. 637 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,960 I mean, she actually used to play. 638 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,600 She's just not been interested in ages. 639 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,360 Well, you never know till you ask. Yeah. 640 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,440 Doing a great job - as a teacher and a dad. 641 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,120 Tony is just here to help you out. 642 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,800 Not here to tread on your toes. 643 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,960 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 644 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,000 Hey, look, I was thinking about asking him 645 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 if we could use his club's pitches this afternoon. 646 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,520 I mean, they're only around the corner. 647 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,000 Ours are always waterlogged, you know? 648 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,480 You need a snorkel to play on 'em. 649 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,200 What do you think? It'd look good for Ofsted. 650 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,520 Yeah, I like it. 651 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,840 Great idea. 652 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,680 Mm. 653 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,640 It's got a bit of a kick. Good, yeah? 654 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,920 Hey, you should try it with some chicken wings, though. 655 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,080 Right, Noel, make this quick. 656 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,000 I'd, er... 657 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,480 Yeah, er... 658 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,840 I'd, er, like a pay rise. 659 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,720 That'll be decided at your review. 660 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,160 Right, well, is there any way we can bring it forward? 661 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,720 Because I've done my apprenticeship now 662 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,400 and I've got responsibilities. 663 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,320 Yeah, I'm impressed at the way you're stepping up. 664 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,840 But... Look, Stace is working so hard, yeah, 665 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,120 to keep up with school and look after Mia. 666 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,920 I just want to take 'em on a family holiday? 667 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,000 I'm sorry, Noel, but the school budget is fixed. 668 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,880 The only time we can look at any changes 669 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,480 is at your performance review. 670 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,480 Wait. Noel... 671 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,640 ..I've got a plan. 672 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,000 Oh, I heard we're playing at the club later. 673 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,360 Yeah. All thanks to Mr Charles. That's great. 674 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,560 Actually, Shola, have you got a minute? 675 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,800 Yeah, of course. 676 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,320 I just wanted to ask if maybe you could go easy on Portia. 677 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,800 Why? What's she said? 678 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,000 No, not much. 679 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,880 It's just I think Portia's a bit more vulnerable 680 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,920 than she seems, being in foster care and stuff. 681 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,000 So, maybe tread gently around her, yeah? 682 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,080 I was just worried about her, I thought... 683 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,080 What? 684 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,120 I thought she had a crush on you, 685 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,360 but she went crazy when I said it. 686 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,680 A crush? 687 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,360 Right, well, I'm glad you told me. 688 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,080 You were just looking out for her? 689 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,040 You're a good friend. 690 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,440 After all the dumps you have made us stay in, 691 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,240 I have finally found somewhere for me. 692 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,440 Somewhere nice! Will you stop it? 693 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,400 You just...! You ruin everything! 694 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,800 Tonya, don't. 695 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,720 Oh, yeah, "Let's give it a raincheck for the weekend." 696 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,800 It was her doing, wasn't it? 697 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,960 Don't take it out on your mum. She was just looking out for ya. 698 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,760 Looking our for me? 699 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,320 She is a control freak! 700 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800 CHILDREN LAUGH 701 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,000 That was you fixing it. Well, I was trying, but... 702 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,840 Stop promising her things without asking me. 703 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,440 Stop making me the bad guy. 704 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,000 Well, stop playing the bad guy. 705 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,600 I beg your pardon?! 706 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,240 Look for a solution. 707 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,280 We can make it work, Nick. 708 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,440 Tonya, Ashton, the shed. 709 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,880 I'll keep an eye on 'em, hang out with 'em. 710 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,280 It'll be fine. 711 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,640 Me and Ashton get on. Oh, yeah. 712 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,000 Cos yours is the fun house, right? 713 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,280 Hey, all three of you together, 714 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,080 gaming, listening to tunes, 715 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,480 watching films? I'll make sure she does her homework, too. 716 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,520 I've got her desk set up. Oh, why don't I just drop 717 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,680 all her stuff off at yours? 718 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,000 What? 719 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,680 All her medication, her clothes, her textbooks. 720 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,760 What are you saying? 721 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,440 All them years when she was little, 722 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,480 all them birthdays. 723 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,840 I had to watch her every time the doorbell rang, 724 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,240 jumping up, running to the door, 725 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,120 hoping that it was her waster of a dad, 726 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,840 when he couldn't be bothered. 727 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,160 And now, 728 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,000 now you decide to show up! 729 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,000 What can I do? Tell me. 730 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,200 And now she's spending more and more time with you, and... 731 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,000 Do not touch me! 732 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,800 I had to do everything on my own. 733 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800 The sleepless nights, the tantrums, 734 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,160 dragging two cranky little kids to the shop 735 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,440 every time I needed a pint of milk. 736 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,320 And I hate myself for that. 737 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,240 I swear. It's worse now. 738 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,520 Back then I was knackered. 739 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,000 Yeah, I was. But I was... 740 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,000 I was surrounded by life and love. 741 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,320 And now I'm just... 742 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,040 It's just me. 743 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,640 Me and Ton row. 744 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,840 You know, we do. 745 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,040 And she does my head in, I swear. 746 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,840 But I love the bones of that girl. 747 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,200 She's part of me. 748 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,040 You are. You are tearing away a part of me. 749 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,880 SHE SNIFFS 750 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,080 Come over... 751 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,920 ..with Tonya for dinner. 752 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,320 What? As friends. 753 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,040 You shouldn't be on your own - on the outside of this. 754 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,120 So be a part of it, Nick. 755 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,000 Portia. 756 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,680 I spoke to Shola earlier. 757 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,360 And what did she say? 758 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,680 Something about you having a crush on me? 759 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,120 I told her she was wrong. 760 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,440 I said I only asked for a lift cos it was Lucy's birthday. 761 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,520 You... You told her that I was giving you lifts? 762 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,400 Er, no, not exactly. 763 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,320 I just thought she might have seen us or... 764 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,480 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 765 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,000 I thought I could trust you, Portia. 766 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,160 Hey, all set? 767 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,240 Yeah. 768 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,000 Go and catch up with the others. 769 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,160 Do you play much football, Izzy? 770 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,000 No, not for ages anyway. 771 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,560 Well, wait till you see our club. 772 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,520 Beautiful pitches, not a classroom in sight. 773 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,720 And it's just around the corner. 774 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,000 You never know, it might inspire you. 775 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,720 Come on. 776 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:21,840 So, let's move on to the sayings for our trig functions. 777 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,520 I'll go first. 778 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:29,240 Some old horses chew apples happily throughout old age. 779 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,520 Who's next? 780 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,080 Maya. 781 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,840 Oscar had a heap of apples. 782 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,240 Brilliant. Anyone else? 783 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,480 Declan. 784 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,520 Er, studying our homework can help obtain achievement. 785 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,800 Fabulous. 786 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,320 Have we got any more? 787 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,760 Go on, then, Forest. 788 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,000 Er, send out horrid children 789 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,480 and help Ofsted assessment. 790 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,440 LAUGHTER 791 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,880 Forest, that's not funny. I think he's a bit confused. 792 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,600 We've taken some pupils out randomly for their QandA. 793 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,000 That's it, Portia. 794 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,560 Yes, it's in! Well in! 795 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,880 but you don't wanna hear me vent 796 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,000 Take it with you, Shola. Take it with you. 797 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,360 That's it, Portia. 798 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,760 Seriously?! Shola, what are you playing at? 799 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,000 Get in! Yes, Shola! 800 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,480 Great finish! 801 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,960 Portia, where's your head at? 802 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,360 Eh? Concentration. 803 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,480 Let's go. 804 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,000 Portia, that's it! 805 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,280 Come on, Portia! 806 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,600 Oh! 807 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,720 Portia. Hey, take a break. What? 808 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,400 Serious? Cat, you're in midfield. 809 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,880 Tony, please? 810 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,000 Get your head in the game, yeah? 811 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,560 get it in the worst way 812 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,000 Are you going to let her take it off ya? 813 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,800 Get after it. All that energy, all that frustration, use it. 814 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,160 Get that ball back. 815 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,520 That's it, Izzy! 816 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,000 Keep going! Shoot! 817 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,560 Yes! 818 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,000 Well in! Great finish. 819 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,320 Izzy, that was amazing. 820 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,640 Go on, Tonya. 821 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,240 Go on. Keep going. You can do it. 822 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,280 Yes! Great finish, Tonya! Get in! 823 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,280 That's what I'm talking about! 824 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,920 I'll make a striker of you yet! 825 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,840 Will you just calm down, all of ya? 826 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,240 Sit down, please! 827 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,760 Sit down now! 828 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,720 Stop it! Why? You're not even a real teacher. 829 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,440 We heard you were just a cook. 830 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,520 Hey! Hey! 831 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,640 Sit down, all of you! Now! 832 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,480 This is unacceptable. 833 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,360 Why is there so many in here? 834 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,680 Well, Darius sent 'em. 835 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,160 I can cope with ten, but this is too many. 836 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,920 Did you not know? 837 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,200 No. 838 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,480 No, I didn't. 839 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,680 This is a safe space, OK? So just be honest. 840 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,360 These inspectors aren't here to judge you. 841 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,240 They just want to know how you feel about the school. 842 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,600 Thank you, Mr Donovan. 843 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,280 That's absolutely correct. We're not here to judge you, but to... 844 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,760 The hell? 845 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,560 What's up, weirdos? 846 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,400 Right, everybody. Grab a chair, please. 847 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 To get a true cross-section of our school, 848 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,680 I thought it only right that you heard 849 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,160 from some of our reintegration students. 850 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,240 Thank you, Mr Donovan. 851 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,000 We'll take it from here. 852 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Yeah, it might be best if I stayed, actually. 853 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,920 I think some of our pupils have anxiety around strangers. 854 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,040 Ofsted protocol is that no teaching staff is present. 855 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,560 Don't worry, sir. Your secret's safe with us. 856 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,000 Yeah, we wouldn't tell them about you and Miss Chandra. 857 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,480 It's not just them. They're all at it. 858 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,000 Mr Casey and Mr Swift. 859 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,360 And Mr Guthrie got Miss Walker pregnant. 860 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,000 If they were any good, they'd be teaching somewhere better than here. 861 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000 That says more about you than it does about them. 862 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Yeah, well, they need a medal for putting up with liars like you. 863 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,160 Excuse me? 864 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,000 There's a lot of wrong 'uns in this school. 865 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,920 Pot, kettle? Well, yeah, I am a wrong 'un. 866 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,000 But that's how everyone's always treated me. 867 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,280 Every other school I've been to, they didn't give me a chance. 868 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,560 But there's actually some decent teachers here. 869 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,000 They're harsh, but you can tell that they're bothered. 870 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,720 And you can talk to them about things, and they do care. 871 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,120 WHISTLE BLOWS 872 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,320 Whoo! Yes, well, played. 873 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,040 Great match, girls. Great match. 874 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,800 Good game, Shola. We've been missing you down at the club. 875 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,000 Why don't you come down at the weekend, start in midfield? 876 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Oh, well, I usually play with defence, so... 877 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,320 Well, give it a try. 878 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,160 Is Shola starting in midfield at the weekend? 879 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,000 Maybe you should take a step back from the team for a bit. 880 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,760 Get your head together. 881 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,160 But I thought I was the playmaker now? 882 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,760 You messed up. 883 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,640 Try using this next time, yeah? 884 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,840 Hey, everything all right? 885 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,240 Yeah, just teenage girls and their drama. 886 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,440 Do your head in sometimes, don't they? 887 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,000 Thank you for your honesty, Forest. 888 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 You should never have been put in that position. 889 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,520 Have you completely lost your mind? 890 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,600 Me? You're the one who brought the inclusion unit into the QandA. 891 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,320 A QandA that was meant to be representative 892 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,000 of this school. 893 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,600 When you set up the inclusion unit, 894 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,000 you talked about trusting young people. 895 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,920 Now, where is the trust in hiding away 896 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,840 our more challenging students rather than giving them a voice? 897 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,000 I was just bending the rules - the same as you. 898 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,360 Playing the game. No, this isn't playing. 899 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,240 This is cheating. 900 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,600 Do you have any idea how many good schools fail an inspection 901 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,760 because of one stupid decision? 902 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,400 I was doing it for the school. 903 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,520 No, you did it for yourself, Darius. 904 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,840 You bribed a student to make you look good. 905 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,800 So you sabotaged the inspection to teach me a lesson 906 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,160 and to give yourself an out? 907 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,800 I'm the sacrificial lamb? 908 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,600 I just don't know who you are any more. 909 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,040 KNOCKING Yes? 910 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,680 Hiya. 911 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,840 You shouldn't be in here. 912 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,280 I just wanted to say, 913 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,000 if Shola or anyone asks, 914 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I'll say I asked you for a lift and you said no, 915 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,600 and I've never been in your car. 916 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,840 I don't know what to do, Portia. 917 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,200 You've put me in a difficult position. 918 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,200 I'm so sorry, Tony! I swear! 919 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,760 Please let me make it up to ya! 920 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,000 I even bought you a present, you know - 921 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,760 for working so hard. 922 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,320 But now... 923 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,440 What was it? 924 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,520 If you want to talk, I'll be at the club tonight. 925 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,520 OK, nearly there. 926 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,680 What's going on, Noel? You're freaking me out. 927 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,360 Ta-dah! 928 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,760 Why am I looking at a mouldy old tent? What? 929 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,320 I'll leave you to it. 930 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,680 Cheers, Wendy. 931 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,080 It's the old Duke of Edinburgh stuff. 932 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,000 Yeah? And, look, I know how much you was looking forward to going away, 933 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,320 but I can't really afford Ibiza at the minute. 934 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,560 So I thought that, you know, we could go camping, yeah? 935 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,640 And I can make up for all the fun that you're missing out on. 936 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,920 I'm not missing out. 937 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,840 It's a bit naff, right, 938 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,440 and it's all I can afford right now, 939 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,320 but it won't always be like this. 940 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,000 Yeah? One day, I'll give you the life you deserve. 941 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Then we can have, like, a huge wedding, yeah? 942 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,200 And a swanky villa in Ibiza for the honeymoon. 943 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,880 I don't need any of that, Noel. 944 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,000 I just want to be a family, and you to promise me that 945 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,080 you're never going to leave me for your hygienist. 946 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,760 What? 947 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,200 I don't have a hygienist, Stace. 948 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,000 You and Mia are all I need. 949 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,080 I don't need a swanky villa or a big wedding. 950 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,600 I'd marry you in that tent. 951 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,320 I mean, I think we could stretch for a registry office. 952 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,240 Yeah? Well, let's get the date booked. 953 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,280 Really? Mia needs to know that she's got a proper family, 954 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,000 and I need to know that we've always got each other's backs. 955 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,280 Right, well, I've got yous. 956 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,600 Yeah? 957 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000 But if you think I'm staying in that tent, 958 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 you've got another thing coming. 959 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,760 It did not go unnoticed 960 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,000 that you're using technicalities to hinder our inspection. 961 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,560 I'm not going to apologise for protecting my staff 962 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,000 against stress and humiliation. 963 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,480 It's not our intention to humiliate anyone. 964 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,360 We're here to support schools. 965 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,120 I don't need your support. 966 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,880 I've been turning schools around since you were in nappies. 967 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,440 And that doesn't make you immune from scrutiny. 968 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,200 I'm sorry for yelling at ya. 969 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,000 No, you were right. 970 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,200 It was me on the app. 971 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,080 I knew it were you. 972 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,320 How could ya, Luca? 973 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,760 Is this your idea of a joke? 974 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,800 No, of course not. 975 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,160 Everything I said in those messages was true, 976 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,000 about how much I liked you 977 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,040 and how I can't stop thinking about you. 978 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,400 But then, why? 979 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,040 Why pretend to be someone else? 980 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,320 I was just pretending to be normal, someone that you'd go out with. 981 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,280 I don't care about normal. 982 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,640 What kind of a person do you think I am? 983 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,880 A hearing person! 984 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,120 So what? So, we're different. 985 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,480 We live in two different worlds. 986 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,720 It's not that different. 987 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,760 I mean, we're at the same school. 988 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,520 We're in the same classes. 989 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,280 The same friends. 990 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,720 No, it's not the same. 991 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,400 Look how you can chat with all your hearing friends, 992 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,840 and it's so easy and natural. 993 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,720 You don't even have to think about it. 994 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,120 And then look how we have to talk. 995 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,680 But I've been learning some sign. 996 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,360 I've been trying really hard to make you feel included. 997 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,320 And I really appreciate that. 998 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,480 I do. And I'm not saying this to offend you, 999 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,080 but it's a bit like baby talk. 1000 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,400 And it's not enough for me. 1001 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,720 I'm sorry. 1002 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,840 I need real communication. 1003 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,480 I need connection. 1004 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,000 You have that with your hearing friends, 1005 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,200 and I have it with my Deaf friends. 1006 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,760 But, Freddie, we don't have that together. 1007 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,640 Right, so, can we expect intervention? 1008 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,000 You'll be informed of our decision in due course. 1009 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,640 Whatever the outcome, we'll be recommending changes. 1010 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,920 Tonya... 1011 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,800 Ton... 1012 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,880 I'm sorry, love, about the cave. 1013 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,320 Of course you can hang out there. 1014 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,000 OK, this is the part where you say sorry for shouting at me 1015 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,360 at my place of work and totally undermining my authority. 1016 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,840 Yeah, obviously. Yeah. 1017 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,560 Mm. 1018 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,560 Tony was saying maybe we could get dinner. 1019 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,600 He's got some mad idea that... 1020 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,000 That we should all do something together? 1021 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,600 Yeah, that was my idea. 1022 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,040 I just thought, you know, we can get some food, watch a movie. 1023 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,280 Hmm! 1024 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,760 Hey! You were great today. I was buzzing watching ya. 1025 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,360 Yeah, when the coach was talking about anger, I thought, 1026 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,200 "Maybe I could put all my energy into this 1027 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,240 "and maybe it'd stop coming out in other ways," you know? 1028 00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,200 So, what did you think about my dad, then? 1029 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,600 He's great, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he's great. 1030 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,600 Looks like he's winning everyone over after all, eh? 1031 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,040 Mm. See ya later. 1032 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,280 I'm sorry. 1033 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,320 About earlier. 1034 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,720 I shouldn't have lost my temper. 1035 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,000 No, it was my fault. 1036 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,560 You know it's cos I care about you, don't you? 1037 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,720 Yeah, I know. 1038 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,640 And cos of these stupid rules. 1039 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,600 Honestly, the teachers would rather I'd got mugged 1040 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,440 on the way homed than got a lift. 1041 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,240 I just... 1042 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,640 ..don't want anything to jeopardise our friendship... 1043 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,960 ..or get us in trouble. 1044 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,240 I'll be more careful. 1045 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,360 Promise. 1046 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,440 Do you want this present, then, or what? 1047 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,720 Erm, yeah. 1048 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,440 Close your eyes. 1049 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,240 Oh! Brand-new, your size. 1050 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,520 Oh, Tony, love it! 1051 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,040 Thank you! 1052 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,600 Try it on. 1053 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,920 Where are you going? 1054 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,200 Toilets. 1055 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,760 There's no need for that. 1056 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,040 Just try it on here. 1057 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,880 I thought you wanted to make it up to me. 1058 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,920 Didn't go as badly as I thought. 1059 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,560 At least I didn't end up wearing Nicky's trousers like last time. 1060 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,640 LAUGHTER 1061 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,000 Yeah! 1062 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,400 To be fair, the inspector in my class 1063 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,240 cared about the kids' mental health. 1064 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,240 Mm. What about my mental health? 1065 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:58,000 I've never crumbled like that before. 1066 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,240 I'll get them. 1067 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,000 Thank you all for your efforts. 1068 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,760 Look, whatever the outcome, 1069 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,680 I am so proud of you all for pulling together. 1070 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,000 Same again? Oh, yeah. Thank you. Yes, please. 1071 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,400 Give me a hand? Yeah... 1072 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,640 How did it go with Serena-Michelle? 1073 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,320 Oh, well, we've had more genial exchanges. 1074 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,640 I made a mistake thinking that today was about me, 1075 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,000 but it was about the kids and the staff. 1076 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,600 I'm sorry I lost my temper earlier. 1077 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,000 Our failings are down to me - not you. 1078 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,840 It's my fault for giving you too much responsibility. 1079 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,240 You're clearly not ready for it yet. 1080 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,600 Well, you will be one day - 1081 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,360 but until then, I am going to resume the day-to-day control. 1082 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,000 Hey. What was all that about? 1083 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,160 She's taking away my extra responsibilities. 1084 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,480 After everything I've done. 1085 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,000 Relax. 1086 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,520 It just means you get paid the same but to do less work. 1087 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,000 Win-win in my book. 1088 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,680 Be happy. 1089 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,240 If Shola was right about you having a crush on me, I wouldn't mind. 1090 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,480 Cos it's mutual. 1091 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,120 I really like you, Portia. 1092 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,160 And you look amazing in that top. 1093 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,480 But you'd look even better out of it. 1094 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,320 DOOR BANGS Hello? 1095 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,000 You wait till I've gone, then you sneak out. 1096 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,160 Don't make a sound. 1097 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,000 His car's out there. 1098 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,320 Hello? Surprise! 1099 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,440 Oh! LAUGHTER 1100 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,600 God, you idiots! I thought someone had broken in. 1101 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,480 What, broken in with pizza? 1102 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,000 Yeah, well, I'm not complaining. 1103 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,240 You said we should eat together, so... 1104 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,120 Well, I'm glad you changed your mind. 1105 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,520 Oh, listen to this, right. 1106 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,200 Mum is getting me a top kettle 1107 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,280 that lights up for you when it boils. 1108 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,000 Well, if you want the cave to be cosy, 1109 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,520 then you're going to need to be able to make a brew, aren't ya? 1110 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,520 And I'm going to need a cold box for the milk, then, aren't I? 1111 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,000 Mm-hm. You should come see it. 1112 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Er, yeah. Yeah, I'd like that. 1113 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,440 Help Tonya with the plans. 1114 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,400 Get it up to the standard that she deserves. 1115 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,160 Aw! 1116 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,480 Of course, if you wanted to, 1117 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,720 you can get me a karaoke machine as well? 1118 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,680 No, I'm all right with the kettle, thanks. 1119 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,160 God loves a trier, eh, Ton? 1120 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,000 LAUGHTER 1121 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,720 DOOR BANGS 1122 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,680 What was that? 1123 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,480 It's just this old club. 1124 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,000 Makes random noises. 1125 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,320 One sec. 1126 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,000 Anybody there? 1127 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,040 Ah! 1128 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,160 Door wasn't closed. That's all. 1129 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:44,240 Aw, it's cool, this, isn't it? This broken-family bonding thing. 1130 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,640 How often do you see Preston? Oh, hardly ever. 1131 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,440 Trains are so expensive, that's why. 1132 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,640 We should go see him, this weekend. 1133 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,840 I thought he wasn't returning your calls? 1134 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,720 He texted me yesterday, agreed to meet, so... 1135 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,560 Oh, I'd love to see Preston, Mum. 1136 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,280 Oh, Mum, please. Come on. 1137 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,760 Do you have any idea of the cost of London hotels? 1138 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,440 I'll book an Airbnb. 1139 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,480 Don't overthink it, Nick. 1140 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:13,880 Oh, Mum. Right, you, me, Dad, Preston. 1141 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,240 It'll be fun.